Household mouse count:One ejected to garden to practise mouse survival skills.
One transported to park in a plant pot, instructed to clear off.
One discovered dead on stairs (presumed suicide thanks to family break up).
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You're having a little domestic safari this Christmas time then? ;-) x
You need to remove them more than 2 miles from your home otherwise they just come back.
I hear the suicide rate always spikes around the holidays. Pity.
Hope that was all of them!
fingers crossed, so far we have not discovered more...
Aaa- oh, sorry. The last time we had meece, we moved house. Sorted!
mr farty that is an excellent suggestion. with the state of this house, the mice are welcome to it. in fact i might go and live in the garden.
I had unwanted mice in my home as a child. Once one got stuck in the lining of my coat. I was 12 years old and in bed when the arm started to move around. I thought it was a ghost and freaked out until my father removed coat and mouse from my room.
OK then!!!
Ahhhhhhhh:o)))
When I was pregnant with my second, I was in bed when a rat (NB, RAT) ran along my arm. Hmmm, I feel a post coming on.
Would they like some seething maggoty larvae from my cupboard to nibble? Yes? Marvellous.
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