grit's day: Grit is very cunning

Friday, 27 February 2009

Grit is very cunning

HA! I cleverly outwit the gritlets ONCE MORE! I buy a calligraphy set for £1 at the Community Charity Shop, then whisper to Shark, Squirrel and Tiger that this set is so special and important that only one person can do this activity at any one time!

Immediate brawling, squabbling and falling out. Mummy Grit imposes a timetable for calligraphic pen use. And then I say now you are medieval monkettes and you must copy out the book of your choice. I am delirious with happiness. Because the writing GOES ON ALL DAY.

I am now the proud owner of 50 sheets of handwritten pages from each little grit. BEAT THAT FOR HOME EDUCATING GUILE.

7 comments:

HelenHaricot said...: giggle, very cunning!; 12 March 2009 at 14:50
Jax Blunt said...: most excellent. Wonder if it would work here...; 12 March 2009 at 15:42
Michelle said...: I would put money on it not working here.; 12 March 2009 at 16:22
R. Molder said...: Oh now you can get them to learn to write Japanese or Korean letters. I like Korean best because they look like little buildings with their solid bold lines.; 12 March 2009 at 21:07
Brad said...: ingenious! Take that Mr. Patel.; 13 March 2009 at 10:37
Kate said...: Sheer genius. You take my breath away Gritty.; 13 March 2009 at 15:34
Grit said...: thank you for your comments people.

sadly the novelty is now worn off. i am hatching new plans.

yes, sb, i agree about korean, and it is such a sensible alphabet it inspires my belief i could learn the language easily too.; 14 March 2009 at 01:17

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'Home educators are renowned for their strong opinions and independent spirit. They come from all faiths and none. They have as many approaches to education as there are children. They rarely agree on anything. And yet they are remarkably united in their opposition to these proposals. There is great concern that their way of life will be legislated out of existence.'
--Response to the Badman Review of Elective Home Education in England and reaction to the Select Committee hearing.

The problem with home educators is that they are impossible to define. The only things that links them is respect for their children. And did the state just stagger foolishly across that line?
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The UK government suggested that we home educate our children to cover up our abuse.
On that issue, would you like some statistics?

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Hello DCSF. Vilify: to make vicious and defamatory statements about.
Like putting it about that home educated children are abused by their parents? Isolated? Unsocialised? Denied an education?
And the latest one, that their mothers have Munchhausen's Syndrome by Proxy, and benefit from their child's suffering.

Go and visit Renegade Parent

... compulsory registration, entry to the home, inspection according to external standards, and power to see the child without the parent present.
By implication this applies to anyone who has their child at home with them: particularly parents with under 5s, but also those with school-aged children who are at home in the evenings, over the weekends, and throughout the summer holidays. Think on: the possibility of parental inspection, with or without your presence, based on the very human whim of a local authority officer.
Is that okay with you?
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