Wednesday 15 December 2010

I wouldn't normally reveal the contents of a lady's luggage


But when Squirrel has been put in charge of her homeward bound packing, I always hope to be stopped at the airport and asked, 'What's in the bag, madam?' And I can truthfully answer, 'Nothing. Except a platypus, a camel, a cat, a rabbit. And now I regret removing the headless koala.'