Tuesday, 1 August 2017

The countdown begins

Clacker: Operator of Analytic Engine / Spreader of rumour. Target engaged in espionage/military. Clacker's Note Book: Locate and Possess.

Jawrer; Chow Chiseler; Broth Chooker: Ad hominem slang for Restaurant critic; Chef; Food scrounger. Professions deemed honourable or disreputable according to local culture. Note books needed by all practitioners. One only note book available, on first-come first-served basis. (In keeping with Broth Chooker terms of trade, silverplate embelishment cutlery stolen from the Gentry.)

Bone Doxy: Lady Archaeologist. Bone Doxy's Note Book for field and river scrummaging, last night discovered, waiting collection. With bones.

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