Beyonce, if you need a perfect life - because, let's face it, yours isn't quite good enough - then we can swap places, and you can have mine.
Grit's life, more or less as she went about her business and texted to a variety of friends and family.
Oh! #myperfectday.
> Are you still sick? I just rammed the car into a metal bar, dented the door, and smashed off the trim.
> I have bought a bin.
> I will get potatoes from Lidl.
> Of course I drove back and picked up the trim. The garage can glue it back on.
> I bet I can get the dent out with a hammer.
> I also smashed the sidelight. I hope you do not want peas.
> I am at the dentist.
> Shark hates me.
> Does that mean we do not have to pay the £500 fine?
> Yes, I am taking her climbing. I have driven her up the wall. HAHAHAHA.
> We are going to A&E.
> We are coming home. He is malingering. They say clear off until you are dying.
> Thank you. Please say nothing to my advanced driving instructor.
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