Big fight

This is the cat
That sat in the house where Grit lives.

This is the Shark*
Who threw the cat
That sat in the house where Grit lives.

This is the Dig
Who calmed the Shark
Who threw the cat
That sat in the house where Grit lives.

This is the Tiger with the dented head
Who screamed at Dig
Who calmed the Shark
Who threw the cat
That sat in the house where Grit lives.

This is Squirrel all forlorn
Who thumped the Tiger with the dented head
Who screamed at Dig
Who calmed the Shark
Who threw the cat
That sat in the house where Grit lives.

This is the Grit all tattered and torn
Who wept at the Squirrel all forlorn
Who thumped the Tiger with the dented head
Who screamed at Dig
Who calmed the Shark
Who threw the cat
That sat in the house where Grit lives.

And this is the family liaison officer who will probably call to find out what all the screaming is about.

* Strangely, no-one except the cat agreed to pose for photographs