Spent the last twelve hours sorting through the whereabouts 1920-1970 of Arthur King from Gateshead.
I do not know Arthur, except he looks rather dashing in a uniform and I put a copy of him on our wall of Stolen Ancestors, by which method I hope to strew false clues to a false history, and have my daughters waste their hours trying to track down relatives we don't have.
Arthur had a jolly time of it, if the photos are anything to go by.
And, hopefully, often behaved in a manner that did not meet with the full approval of the Aunty in the Frilly Hat.
But if you are looking for Arthur, then we have him now, safely tucked up, at the back of the heirloom book cupboard, next to Wyn and the Townings. I wondered if he married into the Townings, in which case welcome to the family (girls: your Gran's maternal side c1900), but if he didn't marry a Towning, then I don't think we should have him.
Of course I don't resent the space he takes up, but somehow one's own glorious heroines, heroes, black sheeps, ne'er-do-wells and convicts should come first, should they not?
I'm only pressured into doing this now because Aunty Dee is coming to stay. I want those boxes, including Arthur, tidied up and put away. Otherwise she will get everybody out again and that's the end of my dining table for six days. You recall that last time, she got quite agitated when I suggested throwing away the letters from the GPO 1964-68. I asked if she was going to write a history of Gateshead administration 1964-68, considering we also have letters from the bank and the house insurers, and she just narrowed her eyes at me, like I was in league with the Devil.
Tiger, Squirrel and Shark are a little bemused by this sudden flurry
into genealogy. I can't be doing this long, I reassure them, because I
have things to do, things to leave behind, and the arrangement of King,
Arthur, even looking dashing in his uniform, is not one of them.
But if you are looking for King,
Arthur, just get in touch and I'll get him out the cupboard.