Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Welcome to Herman the German

Yes, Herman the German was brought to us, to keep safe in our home, by Em and Zee*.

Shark, Squirrel and Tiger gladly took him in. They loved him. They looked after him, feeding him as he needed, wishing him goodnight, bundling him up warm and cosy, and staring at him, longingly.

Today, they divided him up, cooked one part of him, and ate him for lunch with chocolate milk.

They declared him delicious.

If you know what I am talking about, enjoy.

If you don't, go here.

* Absolute proof that the home educated isolated, Shark, Squirrel and Tiger, really must have friends, no?

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