I thought he could help us out with a few globe problems and some map-related history questions, but I thought better of it. I doubt he'd come. I mean, we're probably not intellectual enough for him.
Look, here's South America made up in giant biscuits. The chocolate chips are the Andes, obviously. And the blue icing is meant to be the Amazon. I don't know about the rest. It started to get a bit hazy after the sultanas.
(Since we squish nine of us in one kitchen, he'd also have to stand on the stairs.)