Monday, 8 December 2008

Do not say aaah

Household mouse count:

One ejected to garden to practise mouse survival skills.
One transported to park in a plant pot, instructed to clear off.
One discovered dead on stairs (presumed suicide thanks to family break up).

11 comments:

Kitty said...

You're having a little domestic safari this Christmas time then? ;-) x

Michelle said...

You need to remove them more than 2 miles from your home otherwise they just come back.

Brad said...

I hear the suicide rate always spikes around the holidays. Pity.

Casdok said...

Hope that was all of them!

Grit said...

fingers crossed, so far we have not discovered more...

Mr Farty said...

Aaa- oh, sorry. The last time we had meece, we moved house. Sorted!

Grit said...

mr farty that is an excellent suggestion. with the state of this house, the mice are welcome to it. in fact i might go and live in the garden.

kellyi said...

I had unwanted mice in my home as a child. Once one got stuck in the lining of my coat. I was 12 years old and in bed when the arm started to move around. I thought it was a ghost and freaked out until my father removed coat and mouse from my room.

Minnie said...

OK then!!!


Ahhhhhhhh:o)))

Katherine said...

When I was pregnant with my second, I was in bed when a rat (NB, RAT) ran along my arm. Hmmm, I feel a post coming on.

Jaywalker said...

Would they like some seething maggoty larvae from my cupboard to nibble? Yes? Marvellous.