Total joy on seeing Squirrel's desk covered in purple soap bubbles.
For first time in six months, not piled three foot high in crap.
I would like to say this proves what a perfect autonomous life we lead, because Squirrel volunteered this moment, totally unprompted.
She did not. She did it because I said if she did not clear up her desk by midnight, I would throw away all her stuff, then her hair would fall out in shock, and somewhere a unicorn would die.
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Works every time lol! Well at least until they don't care if you throw their stuff away ;-(
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