Skin beautiful

I'm hearing a lot right now about this Boots Protect and Perfect serum which does something for wrinkles. Apparently, so the scientist on the radio says, it contains lipo-something which does something for collagen and produces fibi-something which in turn supports the skin like a mattress. Since I have skin a bit like an old mattress I could do with some of that.

Then I remember.

It just so happens that about a month ago I bought something from Boots, and the perfumed lady gave me a small promotional tube of this magic Protect and Perfect lotion. I never tried it. With growing horror, I'm sure I recall that in the last few days it went into a black bin liner with the household rubbish.

So today I might be found face down in the bin bags in the yard, grovelling around the rubbish and sifting every item in the search of this elixir.

Of course this is not about vanity. It is to save us all from landfills.