Public apology

OK Squirrel, here it is.

I HEREBY MAKE A FULL AND HUMBLE PUBLIC APOLOGY TO SQUIRREL OVER THE FACT THAT I HUMILIATED HER AGAIN BY PUTTING HER WET SUIT ON THE WRONG WAY ROUND.

MOREOVER I NOW AGREE THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHICH END A CANOE GOES IN THE WATER FIRST AND CONCUR THAT MY BUM PROBABLY WOULD NO LONGER FIT INTO A WET SUIT AND THAT I AM NOT A KAYAKING INSTRUCTOR AND DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

I do however, know what a lake looks like, so back off Squirrel, aka MRS PROSECUTOR.