grit's day: I must not leave the room

Sunday, 28 October 2007

I must not leave the room

I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave the toom while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutey.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave thre room while I am cooking chutmey
I mustnot leave the room while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutny.
I must not leave the room whil I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leve the room while I am cooking chutney.
I msut not leave the room while I am cooking chutney.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutey.
I must not leave the room while I am cooking chutney.

And setting fire to the chopping board isn't such a smart idea either.

2 comments:

Elibee said...: Oh no! The smell of burning chutney is second to non....so I've heard....never experienced it myself, of course...; 3 November 2007 at 10:47
HelenHaricot said...: oh no! thinking of making marrow and ginger chutney whilst I'm home alone. or I might watch lord of the rings with a glass of red wine - decisions, decisions!; 5 November 2007 at 12:27

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and writ for Grit's sane and lovely mind.

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'Home educators are renowned for their strong opinions and independent spirit. They come from all faiths and none. They have as many approaches to education as there are children. They rarely agree on anything. And yet they are remarkably united in their opposition to these proposals. There is great concern that their way of life will be legislated out of existence.'
--Response to the Badman Review of Elective Home Education in England and reaction to the Select Committee hearing.

The problem with home educators is that they are impossible to define. The only things that links them is respect for their children. And did the state just stagger foolishly across that line?
Are we sandal wearing tree huggers who let our kids run wild or control mad Jesus freaks who don't want them learning about sex and evolution? Are we hot housing or leaving them to watch TV and play computer games all day? -Firebird.
The UK government suggested that we home educate our children to cover up our abuse.
On that issue, would you like some statistics?

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Hello DCSF. Vilify: to make vicious and defamatory statements about.
Like putting it about that home educated children are abused by their parents? Isolated? Unsocialised? Denied an education?
And the latest one, that their mothers have Munchhausen's Syndrome by Proxy, and benefit from their child's suffering.

Go and visit Renegade Parent

... compulsory registration, entry to the home, inspection according to external standards, and power to see the child without the parent present.
By implication this applies to anyone who has their child at home with them: particularly parents with under 5s, but also those with school-aged children who are at home in the evenings, over the weekends, and throughout the summer holidays. Think on: the possibility of parental inspection, with or without your presence, based on the very human whim of a local authority officer.
Is that okay with you?
Renegade Parent on the implications for all parents from the Badman review of home education.

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